Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

This is a spring break story (spring break 2012 take your shirts OFF!) about clitting up.

I'm in FL, plenty of sun and salt water, visiting my gramma, classic orange gramma hair and questions about my smart phone (can it tell the time?). She used to own a parasailing business (!!!) and still works at one, so she asks if we'd like to go up for a ride (!!!).

Off we go, in a boat for 30 minutes, then getting strapped into harnesses attached to a giant parachute with a huge yellow face on it, grinning at all the bright red beach combers wading in the water below. The young tan man tells us to sit down and lets the rope out, and up we go: floating, suspended in the air 600 feet above the ocean. Its perfectly peaceful and quiet, and the view of the city is amazing. On the way down, they pull out the camera so I quickly show my gramma the clit up symbol, and she proudly does it next to me.

Spring break 2012 take your shirt off!


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Clit up. It can become an inspiration, a mantra, to get you to step out of your comfort level. This is a great thing, especially for women. It is important to push yourself. To clit up. However... sometimes.... you have to use your head over your clit. Especially when it comes to jumping over fires. IF you do decide to jump the fire, then by GOD, CLIT-UP and charge the motherfucker. But I will certainly think twice before I launch this clit over a fire.

From the NR moon 
What I learned from Baer over Spring Break 2012:

1. Tread lightly.
2. Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
3. Rolling a kayak with a beer in your hand is hard.
4. If you love something do it 300/360 days of the year.
5. Good mustaches need waxing and tender care.
6. Don't ever buy a Jackson kayak; other kayakers will loudly make fun of you for it in the parking lot.

and most importantly,

7. CLIT UP.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I never thought it would come to this but after days... and weeks... and years... of harassment here it is. CLIT UP!

This is a slightly under ground group that spends there days not trying to live better, but living CLIT UP! Men have balls and want to nut up or sack up, but it is time that we hear the other end of the story, we want you to CLIT UP! Tell us your stories, the true, the fictional, the hodgepodge of dreams and reality, and it will be posted to the new all inspiring home of chaos... CLIT UP!